But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I'm experimenting with sincerity
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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