he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
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Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
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Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
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