My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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