Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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