No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
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i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
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i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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