Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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