I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
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It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
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He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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