She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
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I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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