Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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