i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
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if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
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I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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