You're a womanizer and a bitch.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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