My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
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Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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