Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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