last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
We had to coat check the pizza.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
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Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
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I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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