S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
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i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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