my mouth tastes like poor choices
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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