I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
my shit smells like andre
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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