how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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