I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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