im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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