My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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