im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Slut skills are useful in every country.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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