He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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