I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I just gift wrapped bread.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
you never un-have a 4some
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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