Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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