I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
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you inspire me to be a worse person
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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