I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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