He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
its liver damage thursday
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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