Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
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The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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