That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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