I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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