suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
My breasts were aching with rage.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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