yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
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He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
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I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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