I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
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the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
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I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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