Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
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Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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