We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
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A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
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Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Congratulations! We have a period
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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