If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
two words...techno handjob
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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