kristin has been a bad kristin
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
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You can't call dibs 8 years later.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
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Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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