i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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