i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
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My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
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He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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