I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
did i just pee glitter
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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