You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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