exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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