We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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