we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
