Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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