no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Do plants get herpes?
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