marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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