ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
is that a dick in a sweater?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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