Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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