If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
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In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
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well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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