Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Randomize
