But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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