Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
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She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
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