You're completely useless in the revolution.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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