goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
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I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
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You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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