All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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